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The Black Cock
By Al Byno
I think I might have to move
From a trailer park
Cause my girl just told the world that
She likes her meat dark
Never knew, what I'd do
But I'd always had a hunch
Cause she moved to 2 Live Crew
From Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
She likes the black cock
Had a crush on 2 Pac
Really much of a shock to find out
She likes the black cock
They say life's something like
A TV show
Well it'd be great to take a commercial break
Yes, at least I think so
Thought I'd maybe put a ring upon her finger
On the Jerry Spring Show
But I didn't know, I'd of made a reply
That she preferred the colored guys
She likes the black cock
Is always quoting Chris Rock
Ask any guy on my block
And they'll tell you
She likes the black cock
Wrecks N Effects to DMX
Wu Tang to Booty Sling
At first it didn't mean a thing
She talking 'bout the bling bling
Now Ja Rule is cool and all
But enough about Biggie Small
Says I remind of her of Third Base
And now she's giving me the gas face
The black cock
Enough to fill a tube sock
I never knew that boots were supposed to knock
She told me about the black cock
Sideways baseball caps
Yo M-T-V Raps
She likes to wear her hair all up in plats
The other day I found an empty pack
Of Magnum Jimmy Hats
What's up with that?
Something wrong with my Method Man
I lose control of my De La Soul
Bubba Sparks to Timberland
And I'm still quoting Nat King Cole
The black cock
Ask any guy on my block
It wasn't really much of a shock
She liked the black cock
Says the Band-Aid on Nelly is hot
Golden showers from R Kelly are not
Big fan of Max N Relaxin
But she won't even touch Michael Jackson
Sayin how she needs 50 Cent
I just figured it was money well spent
Calling me out, saying that I'm lazy
I'm rich, Bitch, I might as well be Jay-Z
The black cock
Ebonics ain't no way to talk
Tick tock she never ever stop
Talking 'bout the black cock
She wishes I was like Marshall Mathers
On the DL until his pockets got fatter
Laughing at me cause I can't touch the rim
What the fucks that got to do with Eminem?
Well Ludacris, Flava Flav, Young MC
What's the deal with wearing pants around the knees?
Want money to put junk in her trunk?
Kris Kross will make you want to JUMP JUMP
The black cock
Long enough to tie in a knot
I'm giving it all that I got
She still wants the black cock
Well shnizzle my nizzle
What you trying to say
OBGYN paging Dr Dre
Shouting out that brothers do it best
EPMD, A Tribe Called Quest
And Public Enemy, NWA
I'm still learning to dance to Kid N Play
New Edition, now Bell Biv DeVoe
Bobby Brown's got Whitney doing blow
Blowing the black cock
Is it OK to make a necklace from a clock
Off the chain, but dancing Pop N Lock
She likes the black cock
I never thought anything
Would come between us
Til the day she told me
She loved black penis
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